Excuse Me, Sir, Do You Want Me to Check on Your Wife

The guy she married was an innocent man
A fake guitarist in an 80s band
He never knew when it got way out of hand with her love

She was a woman of the different kind
She had him looking where there's nothing to find
He always wondered why he was willing to die for her love

Now, that was his life
"Excuse me, Sir, do you want me to check on your wife?"
Now, she's doing fine!
I'm sure she's doing alright…

He was the silent type that tried not to speak
She made him promises she tried not to keep
She only wanted him to sugar her tea with his love

Now, that was his life
"Excuse me, Sir, do you want me to check on your wife?"
No, she's doing fine!
I'm sure she's doing alright…